cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
He doesn’t even age. He just levels up like a damn Pokemon.
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OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”
the game has changed forever
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows
As far as I was concerned, Iron Man was real, it was a documentary.
#HE WANTED TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL#HE SHOULD BE DISTRESSED
◊ Demon!Dean SPN S10 : Reichenbach / Jack Torrance The Shining ◊ → requested by anon
I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better